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THIS LOOKS SHOPPED
also I didn’t purposefully rock the SS arm gesture. I just have rigid posture….?
Once again, I LOVE BLACK MILK & am so glad I work in an office where I can wear spandex tree pants!!
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When I see things at Forever 21 that look like Chanel…I buy them.
This sweater being the example here.
Also I was caught by a co-worker during this particular shoot. Better than the time I was singing on the roof and Kelly heard a noise so I ran behind a wall and she basically stop, drop and roll’d it.
Sweater by Forever 21 (if you have the patience, you’ll find good shit every time)
Skirt by Zara
Shoes by Steve Madden
Sunglasses (that I never should have doubted the awesomeness of) by Versace
Happy Monday Motherfuckers!
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I probably shouldn’t watch The Only Way is Essex when I’m putting my makeup on anymore because that and the Drag Race final-eunion last night….
I went a bit full on as they say.
Skirt by Forever 21 - I love pleats. It effectively hides my thunder.
Sweater by Gap - On sale at x-mas and it’s a pretty sweet find.
Shoes by Michael Antonio - OFF BROADWAY SHOE WAREHOUSE SON!!! Loubs knockoffs for like $50. Amazing.
Tank by ASOS - but you can’t even see it anyways.
Watching The Only Way is Essex now…..
Good choices surely to follow.
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I got a skirt with a slit in it. I ordered it the week before the Oscars. You can picture how it went when I debuted it post-Oscars….
HEY ANGELINA!!!
sigh.
I also didn’t really feel like taking any nice pictures….
Skirt by Forever 21
- yes really! It’s not creepy fabric or anything!
tank by H&M
-seriously the best wife beater cut & fabric ever…of course I got it like a decade ago.
flats by Steve Madden
Jacket by Muubaa
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Someone should have told me that my side part was set to Skrillex….
I am always aiming for Sloane Peterson but well you can see the results are not even mixed.
Always Skrillex.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, I’M WEARING BLACK MILK!!!!!!
The Aurora Skye Leggings are just like too much beauty for me to handle.
Leggings by Black Milk (seriously, so worth every penny, my Q rating SKYROCKETS when I wear these)
T-shirt by American Apparel
Once again the fact that I work in entertainment is a blessing. I’m sure other workplaces might frown on such awesomeness being displayed on a single person.
THANK YOU BLACK MILK!!!
Blazer by Giorgio Armani
-cool your jets guys. This is a piece from the “My Mom’s from the 80’s” collection. Still this is a pretty sweet inherited piece. There are pants too but I mean the rise is like at my neck, they’re so high waisted.
Boots by Steve Madden
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If I’m not wearing a shark t-shirt, then I’m not really alive.
TGIF, bitches.
Jaws T shirt from Etsy
Leggings by American Apparel
Jacket by Muubaa
Boots by Steve Madden
Sunglasses by Versace
Earrings by Versace for H&M
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I say with a pair of tights and/or a cardigan, there is little that cannot be made office appropriate.
Take a Grecian Key print bandage skirt. Add tights.
BOOM. BUSINESS.
Skirt by Pleasure Doing Business
Jacket by Muubaa
T by American Apparel
Boots by Steve Madden
Tights by some brand I got at Target?
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Is this precious or what????
You put your keys, cell and wa-a-let and drink it all up?
(I was trying to go with the tune of “Coconut” but it sorta fell apart at the end)
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MASH-UP: DRESS BARN versus THE SHINING
(if this was a song, it would be dubstep)
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CONFESSION: This dress is from Dress Barn.
If you tell my mother, I will end you.
So there I am at the Camarillo outlets meandering around the property, as one does, and I head into the Dress Barn for some good belly laughs.
Perusing among all the chintzy holiday themed gear clearly pulled from the very clutches of Satan himself (I mean that much lamé?) when I saw this little fun sunny frock.
To this day my mother doesn’t know that I own anything from Dress Barn, which would be fine if I didn’t consistently and continuously mock my mother for her love of Dress Barn elastic waist drawstring shorts.
Anyways, it’s sunny and has pockets and Michelle Williams might want to snatch it from my body, and the first two things I enjoy immensely!
It’s great! Who doesn’t love some dress pockets (well executed of course. The wonky bulging ones should be banished back to the Lillian Vernon Catalogue from whence they came.
Dress Barn FTW! (or amusement purposes, either way)
