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SEEING STARS
No stripes. I’m only beginning to dabble in “clashing.”
There’s the saying that goes “I’m paying for ______’s kids college tuition.” I’d say that about Jessica Simpson’s kids but really its paying their burrito fund.
Jacket by Doma
Jeans by RCVA
Heels by Jessica Simpson
Tank by ASOS (if you don’t type the “O”….)
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PURPLE DRANK
You can definitely say I’m not afraid of color. Have my birthday nails rocking at this point. I wanted funfetti. Think I got pretty close.
NOTE: I did go from blue to purple but lighting is my mortal enemy or as I call it the Lakers uniform problem. On the Jumbotron, that shit is BLUE.
Blazer by Nasty Gal
-This one is basically permanently wrinkled. Good thing “does not own an iron” fits with my aesthetic.
Sunglasses by Versace
-They were expensive but a decision hasn’t ever felt so right as buying these.
Purse by Marc Jacobs
-This thing will basically rot off my body. In other news, Miley Cyrus had this purse circa 2008.
Boots by Vince Camuto
-At first, I thought they were too plain or too much like something I already owned. Luckily, that’s never stopped me from acquiring merch.
Bracelets by ASOS, Kate Spade, Melody Ehsani
Tank by LnA
Leggings by Hue
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BLUES BROTHER
I do look like a fancy set of plates. I’ve always wanted to say that.
There’s a bull in a china shop joke in there somewhere.
Dress by ASOS
Heels by Jessica Simpson
This is pair 6…
Sunglasses by Ray-Ban
Earrings by Tarina Tarantino
Phone case via Amazon
I didn’t mean to have it in the frame but since it made a cameo….
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When Kelly saw my outfit she said “You look professional!”
“Really?”
“Well Erin Professional”
Mission Accomplished.
Blazer by Topshop
It’s true that I love space. A lot. Add my love of blazers to the mix and I’m spent. Plus it has a tuxedo stripe?
“What am I, an intergalactic farmer?”
T by Zara
It’s sheer, but in that new professional way.
Jeans by J Brand
It has zippers. I love zippers, when done right.
Shoes by Zara
Très Tom Haverford.
Earrings by Wildfox
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This dress was called futuristic. Clearly, it had me at hello.
Dress by River Island via ASOS
Boots - Tema by Vince Camuto
It’s like the Chloe boots but I didn’t have to get a 2nd mortgage on my house. (what’s a mortgage?)
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Today, I dressed cooler than I am. I mean, I usually do that but this was like Nylon Magazine contributor cool.
Leggings by Black Milk
Sometimes I see space, sometimes I see underwater volcano. Either way, it’s like a screensaver on my legs.
Shirt by Zara
I love this shirt. I will ultimately ruin it with my copious sweating. Thanks Russian genetics!
Jacket by Doma
I should have this Bronzed when I pass onto the next chapter. Or an ashtray. I’m leaving that open.
Shoes by Jessica Simpson
Glasses via Ebay
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Today was a day where I worked with an a-typical color palette considering my typical taste. These are earth tones. I usually go for space tones.
Boots by Jeffrey Campbell
These boots are definitely not made for walking. If I walked in these I’d end up with a couple part time jobs. For real tho, I got these for $40 on eBay. Brand new. One man’s trash makes me look like another man’s trash. In a fun way.
Tank by Wildfox
Got it at a sample sale and the message still rings true. Being me = fiscal irresponsibility.
Jacket by H&M
Leggings by Hue
Scarf by Zara
Skull ring by Tarina Tarantino
Butterfly ring by Forever 21
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I re-blued myself. I didn’t even need to bleach the bathtub. Again.
I don’t really know what this look is other than I hope Nylon Japan would approve.
Jacket by Muubaa
(seen here with sleeves attached)
T-Shirt by Forever 21
Good ole goth sparkle Mickey. I never really know how to wear crop tops. I just buy them large enough and hunch my shoulders.
Skirt by Topshop
I got this in jolly old London-town! It’s a sparkly tuxedo tube and I love it.
Shoes by Jessica Simpson
These have a grippy area on the bottom of the shoe so if I fall in these, I’m a real asshole.
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I was clearly representing the Harley riding demographic when I dressed myself this morning.
Vest by Muubaa
It’s a jacket with removable sleeves. I like anything that’s convertible. I feel like a fashion Transformer. Well not those cargo pants that were also capris and also shorts. They were the Autobots. Those are the bad ones right?
T-shirt by Chaser
Yes, I bought it with the holes already in it. They are soft and if having something “pre-distressed” allows me to fuck up the shirt and not ruin it, so be it.
Leggings by American Apparel
Boots by Aldo
These number among the several purchases I have made because of my stanning of Miley Cyrus.
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HOT LIKE FIRE! (I’m wearing lava leggings…)
I was also toying with calling myself “Fire and Ice” today. I mean I totally did, but I considered saying it out loud too.
Leggings by Black Milk Clothing
I love them. They also effectively contain my sexy.
Boots by Steve Madden
T-Shirt via Brass Plum at Nordstrom (heyooo!!)
It’s an extra-small. That’s the part I don’t get.
Glasses by House of Harlow
